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| BD 8043- I know a great seafood restaurant we can go to on your birthday... You'll love the 'SNATCH' of the day! | BD 8044 - I find it hard to express myself to you... in fact, I find it hard most of the time! Happy Birthday | PH 8049 - Hey Bachelorette! If your new husband doesn't light your fire... Here's a little extra wood! |
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| BD 8052 - Birthday Riddle: What can a woman put behind her ears to make herself more attractive to men? Her Knees! Happy Birthday! | BD 8000 - On your birthday, spend some LAZY time in bed... His name is ZEE and he wants to LAY you. ENJOY! | |
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| BD 8028 - This is a new SMELL-O-GRAM card! I heard you were into aromatherapy! Happy Birthday | BD 8030 - Not having to buy your date drinks to get sex… Save $50.00. Not having to buy your date dinner to get sex… Save $100.00. Not having to impress your date with fancy clothes to get sex… Save $500.00. Having sex with yourself… PRICELESS! Happy Birthday |
BD 8033 - Before I buy you a sexy birthday gift, I need to make a trip to the ATM... Automatic Twat Machine |
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| BD 8035 - The birthday cake isn't the only thing.... That's tasty, full of cream and ready to put in your mouth! | BD 3036 - As you reflect on your life... You will see that your BEST PART is behind you! Happy Birthday | BD 8038 - Is it your birthday? Did I give you a present already? I just can't remember... I'm sorry. I must be having a Blond moment! Happy Birthday |
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| BD 8034 - IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY... RISE AND SHINE! | PH 231 - Bachelorette - He wants to tie you up before you tie the knot. | |
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| BD 232 - The search is over! I found the Holy Grail for your birthday! | BD 235 - You're so old it SCARES ME! | BD 236 - Congratulations! You’ve made it from… pet rocks to kidney stones! Disco to Costco! Dropping acid to acid reflux! “Don’t sweat the small stuff” to “I can’t see the small stuff!” Sporting an earring to sporting ear hair! Your first keg to your first EKG! Smoking joints to creaking joings! Long hair to longing for hair! Feeling Old Yet? Have a Happy Birthday |
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| BD 237 - Congratulations! You’ve made it from… the Rolling Stones to kidney stones! Going to the new hip joint to receiving a new hip joint! Disco fever to hot flashes! Going to Florida because it’s hot and sexy to going to Florida because it’s hot! Wishing for a BMW to wishing for a BM! Aching to be asked to dance to aching from one dance! Dodging the draft to close the window, I feel a draft! Feeling Old Yet? Have a Happy Birthday |
BD 238 - Congratulations! You’ve made if from… muscle cars to muscle aches! Honeymoon at Niagra to Dating with Viagra! Do wop to post op! Playing hookey to hooking rugs! Plotting for a family to buying a family plot! All your friends depending on you to all your friends wearing depends! Your first kiss to your first cyst! Feeling Old Yet? Have a Happy Birthday |
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